This week, I’m introducing you to a little fella who’s been itching to guest post on my blog. I wasn’t sure I should let him loose – you never know what he might say. But in the interests of going with the flow…
Please say, “Hello, Pepi!”
Hello, World!! Finally, she let me out of my pen!
She promised me fame and fortune, but seriously, this writer has been sleeping on the job. I bet you don’t even know there are already three e-Books out about me…
ME, ME, ME!
- Name: Pepi.
- Age: Forever Young.
- Breed: Small dog. BIG personality. (If you must know…chi cross foxy).
- Eyes: Chestnut.
- Fur: Raven silk (with peppered milky paws!).
- Star sign: Gemini.
- Likes: Bouncy balls, squeaky toys, Mummy’s platform shoes, foreign languages, talking, sugar, spice and Mummy’s home cooked food, being the centre of attention, all creature comforts, MUSIC!
- Dislikes: Being ignored.
- Idol: Prince.
- Theme song: Return of the Mack.
So. Where was I?
That’s right. There comes a time in a dog’s life when he needs friends.
At least that’s what Mummy tells me. Apparently I’ve been chewing on too many of her shoes…
Anyway, she’s in the process of finding me what she calls a ‘fur friend’. Can’t help feeling a little bit demoted – who said anything about fur friends?!
I want HUMAN friends! Like my mate, Andi.
She’s cute, adorable and (okay, a little bit naughty) – just like me! She loves dogs…
…and she totally gets my need for celebrity!
The other day she set me up with my very own Twitter account! She’s my bestest buddy in the whole wide world – I follow her everywhere!
I’m so excited! At the risk of sounding a little bit needy…
Pleeeeease follow me… I wanna play…!!
…I promise, if you do, we’ll have a blast…!!
Phew! I’m glad he didn’t give away too many secrets…
Thanks for tuning in! We wish you a wonderful Easter break.
But before you go. Are there any Twitter tips you’d care to share with Pepi to keep him out of mischief?